57 Funny Gifts For Girlfriend

1. Candle Gift Set

This 9 oz 100% natural soy candle is hand-poured in small batches. The candles are eco-friendly and made in the USA. This candle is scented with pure, premium-grade essential oils; there are multiple fragrances to choose from including lavender, sandalwood, amber, and musk.

2. I’m Your No-Refund Keychain

This keychain is the perfect gift to give that special couple that you are sure will last. Show them how much you care with this fun and quirky keychain.

3. Fabulous Coffee Mug

This ceramic mug is not only elegant but functional. The design has a beautiful pastel pink theme with gold lettering, “Not A Day Over Fabulous”, surrounded by cute cartoon flowers and leaves. It holds 14 ounces of your favorite beverage and is dishwasher and microwave safe.

4. I Love You Necklace

There is a small drawer with a 100 ways to say “I love you” necklace—Special design for women,the necklace used nano-micro engraving technology to engrave “I Love You” in 100 different languages. This will definitely be the most special gift she has received in her life.

5. Minecraft Keychain

A cute keyring gift that’s both meaningful and functional! Give your significant other a keychain that says, “Your Man.” This Minecraft-themed ornament is one of the best gifts for boys because it will make everyone think you spent lots of money on it!

6. Shawty U Hella Fine 10 Inch Teddy Bear

What’s better than one teddy bear? How about 10 inches of hilarious teddy bears! This fun gift includes ten brown, fuzzy bears with markers in their paws that say different things such as, “Best Friend Forever” and “I’ll Try Not to Break Your Heart.”

7. Thought Provoking Conversation Starters for Great Relationships

This toy was designed to get you out of your comfort zone and remind you why you are together in the first place. It will help reignite the passion between you and your partner. This game is great for newlyweds looking to have more fun, or even for those who are in a steady relationship wanting to try something new.

8. Cute Bear

Aww, he’s so cuddly! This huggable teddy bear is made of super-soft plush fabric and comes in a gorgeous case. It makes the perfect gift for that special someone in your life—whether it’s Valentine’s Day, an anniversary gift, or even just to say “I love you.” Since there are multiple colors available you can choose which one works best with their style!

9. Just The Tip American Flag Shirt

This shirt is made of high-quality, 100% cotton, Gildan “Just the Tip” t-shirt. It has a classic fit and is available in black or red.

10. Necklace

This special gift is suitable for any occasion but is especially meaningful on Valentine’s Day when you want to show your affection in a language of which the couple is unfamiliar. The nano-micro engraving technique ensures that the gift is both beautiful and authentic.

11. Anniversary Mug

This mug is ideal for the wife who loves coffee or tea. It holds 15oz of your favorite beverage and says “I’m never not thinking of your” on both sides.

12. Funny Anniversay Keychain

You know you love him. Give him this funny little keychain as a reminder that you do. It’s perfect for an anniversary gift, Valentine’s Day gifts, or any occasion where the two of you are celebrating love!

13. Taco Blanket

If you’re looking for a fun gift that will keep him warm and cozy all year, then this giant burrito blanket is just the thing! Made of 285 GSM fuzzy flannel, it’s both super-warm and incredibly comfortable. It makes an excellent throw for your man cave or any other space in your house where you can enjoy some time together.

14. Wine Tumbler

Maybe it’s for her, maybe it’s for him, but whatever the reason this hilarious wine glass will make an appearance at every party! This stemless wine glass holds 15 ounces and is great with dinner and drinks afterwards.

15. Love Book

This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift that your loved one will read again and again. Make it as mushy, racy, or witty as you choose! Ideal wedding anniversary giftset tissues not included.

16. Blow Job Birthday Card

"May I have your attention, please? We’ve got some blow job birthday cards for my husband. These gag gifts will make your husband laugh and keep him going strong until Father’s Day! This is one of the best gift ideas if you are looking for something cool yet practical to give your dad!" – By Shaina Small, CEO of Humorology Inc. Blow job scratch-off cards are a fun anniversary gift idea that will leave her husbands mouths watering!

17. Necklace

This necklace is a beautiful way to show your love for nature and the environment. The rose is made with an ancient preservation technique that does not require watering. The pendant is genuine rose petals hand-crafted by artisans in 5 countries.

18. Rose Bear

A touching gift for a mother, grandmother or wife. This 10-inch teddy bear is crafted from soft plush fabric and has been hand-dolled with high quality polyester fibers, making it an absolutely adorable keepsake. Perfect for adding a touch of sweetness to that special someone’s life!

19. White Rose Teddy Bear

This handmade teddy bear is covered in beautiful white roses. It’s a wonderful gift for your girlfriend on Valentine’s Day or any day!

20. Rose Preserved in Vodka

This is not a bottle of perfume. This is the real deal, 100% natural, hand-cut roses preserved in pure grain alcohol. Apply a few drops to your pulse points for an exotic floral scent that’s not too overpowering and won’t clash with your favorite cologne.

21. Keychain

“Thanks For Swiping Right” is the perfect funny gift for that single man who has been widowed by Cupid’s arrow. This stainless steel keychain will let him tell the world how you really felt about his nerdy demeanor.

22. Candle

OMG, mom is going to love this! It’s a cute candle that smells amazing. The formula was developed by a mother who loves candles and wanted a scented candle that her whole family could enjoy. The best part is that it lasts 40 hours!

23. Spicy Cucumber Sandwiches

This cute little trinket dish is the perfect gift for your wife, girlfriend, or female friend who has everything. From her messy bun to those perfectly applied eye shadows- this little trinket dish is the last thing she needs to clean up after all of your hands are everywhere else.

24. Glass Bottle and Capsule Combo

This unique gift idea is elegant, fun, and functional. The capsule bottle includes 90 pills of various colors that are delicious-tasting vitamins and minerals! When you need a little pick me up, pop one of the vitamins into your mouth.

25. I Love You Stuffed Bear

This 6-inch teddy bear holds a personal message that can’t be missed by anyone. It is an ideal gift for valentines, as well as for your best friend on his or her special day. The bear has plush hair and hands with heart embroidered on it. So the feeling of holding this cute toy will let your partner know how you really feel inside!

26. I Love You Because You’re My Mom Keychain

This cute little key ring is the perfect gift to give your husband or boyfriend this Mothers Day. The saying on the key chain is very sweet and heartfelt – I love you because you’re my mom.

27. I Wish I Were an Octopus

This cute card is sure to please even the most difficult of octopuses. The card details a list of 11 fun things octopuses do, and asks “if you were an octopus, what would you be doing right now?” This could be the perfect bridge between a sappy Hallmark card and something totally inappropriate.

28. Throw Blanket

Express your love with this cozy throw blanket. Made of fleece, the blanket has different phrases such as “You are my sunshine” and “Love is all you need.” The perfect gift to add warmth while watching TV or cuddling up with a book!

29. Scented Candle

If you’re looking for a creative gift idea, consider one of the best things to bring to an enemy when trying to make up after a spat – lavender scented candles. These not-so-subtle gifts are sure to help her remember why you love her (or else) and let her forget about that time she tried talking to you using sign language.

30. I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Butt Keychain

This little keychain says it all. It’s designed to be a subtle reminder that your partner loves you and represents the bond between two people who have been through a lot together.

31. Personalized Cuff Bracelet

These beautiful cuff bracelets are made of stainless steel and have a funny secret message engraved on them. They come with an elegant gifts box, inspirational quotes for women, great for birthday gifts, retirement gifts or Christmas presents. Since there are so many different designs you can choose from the perfect bracelet to match any outfit!

32. I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Butt Keychain

This stainless steel key chain will make anyone who sees it blush. It’s a cute gift to give your husband, boyfriend, or fiancé on Valentine’s Day or any other special occasion.

33. You Have My Heart Keychain

Take this key ring accessory anywhere and let everyone know how you really feel. This adorable key chain will make a perfect gift for your husband, boyfriend, or partner! It features cute sayings like “you have my heart” and “my hero” to express exactly how you feel about him/her.

34. Magnetic Knife Holder

Every chef needs a knife holder, especially one with this much style. Made of stainless steel and adorned with stone washed jeans, leather jacket, and cool sunglasses. Place it on the fridge or in the kitchen to remind you of your passion!

35. I’m Yours No Refunds Keychain

Express your love for your girlfriend with this I’m hers no refunds keychain. This cute and funny gift is the perfect way to remind her how much she means to you.

36. Quick Drying Shower Slippers

Pamper yourself with a set of these quick-drying shower slippers. Made from plush Cloudfoam cushioning material, the bottoms are bandage-style for added grip on tile or wood floors. The upper is made of stretchy microfiber that allows your feet to breathe and moves with you as you move around the house or go on an afternoon walk.

37. Taco Blanket

If you’re looking for a gag gift that will truly impress your family, friends, or significant other – look no further than this giant flour tortilla blanket. Sure to be the favorite decoration of everyone in the home! Made of incredibly soft fleece and measures 71 inches across. It makes a cute bed for an extra guest or two.

38. Bracelet

These beautiful bracelets are meaningful, stylish, and inspirational. Choose from a variety of designs to best suit your needs and personality. Each bracelet is made with sterling silver tone beads on lightweight stretch cord that easily wraps around the wrist 3 times. Comes in a quality jewelry pouch for gift-giving or storage any time!

39. Keep Calm and Cook Onions Bracelet

This onion bracelet is an oldie but a goodie. The bracelet says, “don’t panic, it’s just onions” in case you are unfamiliar with this British affectations meme that began back in the 1970s. The bracelet comes in multiple colors to suit your mood or the recipe you are cooking!

40. Toilet Paper

Turn a boring old roll of toilet paper into a must-have birthday gift when you add this hilarious 200-sheet pack to your cart! Each sheet is two-ply and measures 6 x 9 inches, making it the perfect size for covering one’s bottom in privacy.

41. Bucket List Journal

This journal is a fun way to encourage your loved one to write down their goals and dreams. There are space on the journal for them to write down their thoughts, memories, and special moments they want to save for posterity. The journal comes with 110 pages of content for them to fill out while they still have the time!

42. Shit I Can’t Remember Notebook

As a counselor and as a man, there are certain things that one is asked to do that simply make you sit back and go “shit, now what?” This book answers those questions by compiling the shit he can’t remember doing. It includes such gems as – “Give her the remote control again”, “Take out the trash again” and my personal favorite – “Make me a sandwich. No wait… make him a sandwich. And tell him to put it in his goddamn mouth already!”

43. Awful Driver Keychain

These drivers are TERRIBLE! They’re a hilarious gift for anyone who has been in an accident because they were driving while blindfolded. It comes with a keychain, so it can be worn as a necklace or attached to their car keys.

44. I Love You Box Sign

A sign that says, “I love you” has been chosen to express the depth of one’s feelings. A beautifully designed box sign will add charm and character to any room. As a gift to your loved one or as a treat for yourself, this traditional 3 x 3-inch wooden sign is sure to please!

45. I Just Want You to Be Happy Keychain

Sometimes, it’s not what you say, but how you say it. Especially when your loved one is going through a tough time. This tritiatia keychain reminds him or her that you love them just the way they are. A beautiful message on a tiny metal gift will go straight to their heart and help them get through whatever life throws at them.

46. Stainless Steel Wine Tumblers  | Engagement Christmas Gifts

Stainless Steel Wine Tumblers Since they will be married soon, why not give them a cute wine tumbler set to show off their new status? Each wine tumbler holds 12 oz and says things like “My Wife” or “My Husband.”

47. Moon Lamp

This cute little moon lamp is made from PLA, an eco-friendly material. It’s also non-toxic so it’s safe for kids or anyone that might accidentally ingest it. The moon lamp makes the perfect gift for a teenage girl who loves to sleep and needs some extra light.

48. Stuffed Pizza Plush

This white elephant gift could be a gag gift or a more serious gift, depending on what you two choose to talk about during the game! Your friends will get super-excited when they see that you got them this adorable plush pizza. It’s sure to become his security blanket whenever there’s a stressful moment in life.

49. Thanks For Swiping Right Keychain

“Thanks for swiping right” means I love you, you’re the right person to me. If you are looking for a gag gift, the functional keychain will be your good choice for your tinder matches. Perfect gift idea for that special someone in your life!

50. Sloth Stuffed Animal

Sloths travel a speed of three feet per minute, but this Valentine’s Day sloth will have you speeding toward your shawty’s heart! This sloth stuffed animal is the cute for her gift idea you’ve been looking for! A great birthday gift or anniversary gift idea to show your girlfriend just how much she means to you.

51. Classic Beeswax Lip Balm

This gift-ready beeswax lip balm comes in a tin that is ready to be given as a gift. The minimalist design fits any style of home or office and the unisex packaging means it can be used by men or women as well as children.

52. 3D Da Vinci Code Bronze Metal Puzzle

This is a really cool puzzle that will keep people entertained for hours. It’s not just a toy though, it’s also a mystery game that the user must solve in order to reveal hidden messages about his/her love life. The metal used to make this puzzle is incredibly resistant to wear and tear, so even if the person doesn’t want to take it apart every now and then, he/she won’t have any problem with it breaking after years of use.

53. HollaBear

If your loved one is a bear lover, then this 10-inch plush hollabear makes the perfect gift. Made of cuddly polyester, it’s super soft and durable, and comes in a cute little gift box making it an ideal present for that special person in your life!

54. Candle

Mom’s love candles are the best gift idea for a mom that loves to have a relaxing time. This candle is great for any occasion because it provides a beautiful scent while relaxing her mind and body. The candle comes in several different scents including lavender which is shown in this picture.

55. Tea Spoon and Coffee Mug

If your husband likes gifts with a little humor then this set is for him. Included in the set are a funny card, good morning quote tea spoon, and coffee mug all packed up in a gift box ready to be given to your man!

56. Bucket List Cards

This bucket list card deck is filled with great ideas to fill your weeks. It’s the perfect gift for her (whether it’s your wife or girlfriend) and a great excuse for a date night in!

57. Not Having to Hold Your Farts in Anniversary Card

Anniversary cards are always a sentimental favorite around these parts. Why not send your loved one something funny and sweet that they’ll actually use? With cute illustrations and a modern layout, this card is sure to put a smile on their face – every time they pull it out to send it!