50 Funny Gifts For Runners
1. Phone Wallet | Color:Pink
This waist belt is made of a soft, lightweight material and holds your phone, keys, cash, credit cards, earbuds or anything else you want to carry. The best Outdoor Running Belt You Can Find! Fits most phones up to 6 inches in width. This multi-use running belt is made by AIK
2. Black Push Button Umbrella
If you’re looking for an umbrella that doesn’t require two hands, this automatic black umbrella from Amazon is a good choice. It has an operation system—just press the button and the wind-proof fabric will open automatically when it starts to rain. The compact design makes it easy to bring along with you on all your adventures.
3. Personalized Wall of Fame
This is a great gift for the running Mom who loves to collect medals! These wall plaques show off all of her accomplishments from races, with plenty of room to fill in more as she goes. It makes a great addition to her home gym or man cave.
4. Cool Runnings Socks | Color:Rainbow | Model Number:kqn3p0d01ab1ez5
Cool Runnings Socks | Color:Rainbow These fun and funky socks are sure to bring a smile (and maybe a “cool runaaaa” from your dad) every time he wears them running around the track or out on the golf course. Made of lightweight cotton, they are both comfortable and stylish.
5. World’s Okayest Employee Mug
The “World’s Okayest Employee” mug is the perfect gift for that coffee-loving boss. Featuring a white ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe C-shaped handle, and an easy pour spout.
6. Pooching Around Puzzle
Are you a fan of the hit Netflix series ‘Dirty John’? If so, this poop-themed jigsaw puzzle might be the gift for you. It’s made by Crazy Dog Cartoon and features a bunch of dogs doing their business all over the place. The 1000 piece puzzle takes about an hour to put together.
7. Commuter Mug
A funny Running quote on a mug, the perfect gift for a runner. The mug measures 9cm in height and 8cm in diameter and holds approximately 330ml (i.e. a standard 11oz mug). The design is repeated on both sides.
8. Everybody Loves You Wine Glass | Best Friend Gifts
Everybody Loves You Wine Glass This hilarious wine glass makes a great gift for that best friend in your life who hates everyone but you. The stemless wine glass features the sarcastic saying “Everybody Hates You, But They Don’t Know Why.” This is a perfect gift idea for that special woman in your life – she’ll get a chuckle out of it every time she drinks from her everybody loves you wineglass!
11. Tuna Pasta Salad
This unique gift is a fun and delicious way to fuel their body and mind before the big race. Kids will love eating these on the run, while parents will enjoy knowing that their child is getting a healthy mix of carbs, protein, and fat to keep them going all day long.
12. Pooping Chihuahua Puzzle
1000 handmade jigsaw puzzles designed by animal lovers to promote independent play and exercise in dogs. Made from sustainable wood, are non-toxic and easy for your pet to destroy.
13. Chicken Coop Sign
Chicken owners take note – this sign will up the glamour factor of your chicken-sitting abode! Made of durable PVC material, it’s not only beautiful but stands up to the elements. Want to increase egg production even more? Just repaint this sign each season!
16. Funny Mug
A gag gift is always a surprise success. Surprise and delight their funny with this hilarious mug. The 11oz ceramic white mug holds a delicious beverage and makes a great gift for your favorite coworker or boss!
17. Running Belt
Designed to be subliminally inconspicuous, this waist pack brings comfort and convenience to your workout. Made from lightweight but durable material, it will not bulk up your pockets or cause discomfort during exercise. The perfect gift for the minimalist who loves to run!
18. Wine Glass
A cute couple’s gift for a friend who loves drinking wine in her free time. This glass is made of extra-thick crystal clear glass and holds 11 ounces, making it a great present for just about any occasion.
20. Girl Power Tumbler
This tumbler is made from 18/8 food-grade stainless steel, unbreakable, rust resistant, and doesn’t transfer flavor. Comes with a BPA-free lid that has a push-on lid to make drinking easy while traveling or in the car. A fun gift for runners!
21. Gone For A Run T-Shirt
Show off your passion for running in style with this “Gone for a Run” t-shirt. Each shirt is made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester, making it lightweight and breathable.
22. Inspirational Athletic Running Socks
These inspirational running socks are sure to put a smile on your face as you hit the road or trail. Made from a moisture-wicking blend of 80% polyester, 20% nylon, and 5% rubber these socks have support built in so they don’t slip down while you’re pounding the pavement. Available in multiple colors and designed with phrases like “You are capable of anything, especially when wearing our inspirational athletic running socks!”
23. Cool Drifters
This shirt is a great base layer, and its dri-fit technology helps you stay cool and dry. The back of the shirt features a UPF rating of 50+, which means it’s protected from harmful UV rays.
24. I Am Coffee Mug
A beautiful mug for a beautiful person. This 11oz white ceramic “I am” coffee mug makes the ideal gift because it’s unique, special, and memorable! All Celebrimo coffee mugs are made right here in the USA with the highest of quality materials. Because this best friend coffee mug is durable and safe to put in the dishwasher, you are guaranteed to have a long-lasting present that will make your bestie smile with each and every sip of coffee she takes!
26. Socrates Socks
Socrates is a sock brand that provides wisdom for your feet, body, and soul. Each high-quality moisture-wicking sock is designed with arch support and pad cushioning to perform for you! These socks are available in men’s sizes too. About the company: 80% Ultra-Spun, 15% Nylon, 5% Spandex.
27. Novelty White Elephant Socks
Pop these funny novelty socks on the wrong person and there will be a whole lot of laughs. Made from high-quality cotton, they will keep your feet nice and toasty while you wear them as a joke gift or even as everyday socks.
28. Vintage adidas Samba Soccer Shoes
These vintage adidas sambo soccer shoes are an excellent gift for that vintage-loving baller boy or girl in your life! These babies were made for playing outdoors, and they’re sure to bring back memories of when you were a kid. Equipped with spikes so they can be used on grass or pavement, these will make the perfect gift for that beachbody ready bodied teenager who loves to play soccer.
30. Wine Tumbler
They’ll have their wine, and you’ll have your message. Perfectly sized to hold a standard wine glass (18 oz.), the silicone sleeve on this tumbler means it will fit snuggly in almost any cup holder. Choose from two sayings, “Runner now wine later” or “Winning ain’t easy; Gin is proof positive."
32. Essential Oils Diffuser and Humidifier
These week-to-week planners are great for keeping up with a busy work schedule, school, or any other number of things! Use these essential oils stickers to write in your planner each week what you did that weekend so you can look back on your journey and see how much better you feel.
33. No-Show Socks
These men’s no-show socks from Saucony offer great cushioning, moisture management and fit while you’re training. With a wide range of motion, these socks will stay up during your most difficult workouts and races.
34. Heel Tab Socks
Performance heel tab athletic socks are a perfect combination of comfort and support. Great for the toughest training sessions. Features include a heel tab design for added protection and comfort, dry-roamy moisture management helps keep feet dry, arch support for an improved and secure fit, mesh ventilation that enhances breathability and comfort, targeted zone cushioning in high impact areas for added comfort and control.
35. Worry Less Design Mug
A funny gift for a Runner. Guaranteed to make any Runner smile – even if you don’t run yourself! This adorable mug features a funny definition of a Runner, a wonderful gift for long-distance runners or anyone who loves coffee and cute things.
36. Snot Mittens
These are not actual mittens made out of snot. But they’re kinda fun to play with! They use a proprietary material that is very durable and can withstand repeated teasing and washing in detergent and hot water (please wash your Snittens after each use and before shaking hands with your bro). As a funny gift for men or a great gag gift, Snittens are entertaining AND handy (no pun intended) – perfect for Christmas, Father’s Day, 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th but not 80th birthdays (Octogenarians should be somewhere warm and dry this time of year).
37. Burt’s Bees Gift Set
Celebrate the natural beauty in your loved one with this self-care gift set from Burt’s Bees. The kit includes soap bark and chamomile cleansing cream, hand salve, milk and honey body lotion, coconut foot cream, and beeswax lip balm.
38. Boss’s Mug
This cute cup is the ideal choice to show your passions while enjoying your morning coffee/tea. The design reads, “I love my job security.” This funny mug makes a great gift for that manager who has everything!
39. The Complete Runner’s Day-By-Day Log
This log is a journal for runners. It provides several pages each month for recording runs, miles, and other running stats. There are spaces to record feelings about the run (e.g., “felt strong today”) as well as times of sunrise and sunset to help you track your progress by day and season. As with all good journals, this one helps you become more introspective about your running – whether that means learning something new or just confirming what you already suspected!
40. Gone For a Run BibFolio
The perfect wall-mounted display for your running trophies. With 24 slots for medals and bibs, this premium display can be customized to show any collection– from a single race to all of your victories.
41. Bike Computer
If it’s not on– It didn’t happen! Guaranteed to make any cyclist or runner smile ruefully and remember the time they forgot to record their ride or run! A great gift for bike lovers. The mug measures 9cm in height and 8cm in diameter and holds approximately 330ml (i.e., a standard 11oz mug).
42. SuperLite Mesh Cap
The superlite is your everyday performance cap for lightweight protection, comfort and fit. Its premium 3D weld logo with mesh allows for maximum breathability and moisture-wicking. Delivers UPF 50 for ultimate sun protection to inhibit harmful uv rays.
44. 13.1 Half Marathon Keychain
This solid bronze keychain medallion lets people know that you’ve run a half-marathon! With the bold 13.1 emblazoned on the front, every time you pull out your keys, you’ll be reminded of your accomplishments (and so will anyone you’re with!).
This solid bronze keychain lets people know that you’ve run a marathon! With the bold 26.2 emblazoned on the front, every time you pull out your keys, you’ll be reminded of your accomplishments (and so will anyone you’re with!).
46. The Original Spider Prank Box
I’m not going to lie, I don’t think my teenage boys have gotten over their fear of bugs. That being said, this will be fun to play on their friends! This wooden box is the perfect size for a small object like a roll of money or gift cards. Put a creepy crawly spider inside and watch their reaction when they open it!
47. Tote Bag
The perfect gift for the minimalist. Nothing inside but a little notebook, key holder, and phone slot. The tote is made of cotton canvas with a zipper closure. Perfect as a work tote or an every day bag! Available in 7 colors.
48. Always Remember You Are Brave
A beautiful plaque to remind your loved one that you’ve always believed she was brave. This eco-friendly and durable resin sign is made to last a lifetime and will look amazing in any room. The perfect way to brighten up a room, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living room or hallway.
49. Novelty Socks
Whether you’re a chicken, a pig, or just someone who likes wearing socks with animals on them, these novelty knee-highs are perfect for any occasion. Be the life of the party with some funny crazy chicken foot socks!
50. You’re My Person Wine Glass | 15 oz Stemless Wine Glass
You’re My Person Wine Glass This hilarious wine glass is the perfect gift for your best friend who has an awesome sister! If you are looking for greys anatomy merchandise or best friend gifts, this wine glass is it! Perfect wine gifts for best friends female. Your BFF will be reminded with every glass of white, red, or rose wine that best friends are the sisters we choose!