54 Gifts For Conservatives
1. Make America Great Again Bottle Opener and 2020 Challenge Coin
This collectors item makes a great stocking stuffer or birthday gift! It’s a bottle opener and one-of-a-kind challenge coin featuring President Trump as the MAGA emblem.
2. Playing Cards
These gold-foil playing cards are a great birthday gift for the Donald Trump fan in your life! The back of each card features a different statistics about how the President has performed so far. A fun game to play while drinking some whiskey or beer with your friends. Also, this is one of the few items that come with free shipping if you’re an Amazon Prime member.
3. Viking Drinking Horn
You might be able to conquer the world, but you’ll always be a lowly Viking. This horn drinking cup is just like the ones the Vikings used in 9th-century Norway. Perfect for sipping mead (honey wine), ale (malt brewed with hops), or beer!
4. ‘Lib Tears’ Coffee Mug
This beautifully boxed coffee mug is a perfect birthday gift for your man or father figure. It makes an impression every time they drink their coffee, which will (hopefully) bring a smile to their face.
5. I Smell Hippies T-Shirt
A great gift for that Reagan Conservative who is also a hippie at heart. Made of 100% cotton, this shirt is soft and light weight. Available from size small all the way up to 5XL in several colors.
6. Personalized Coffee Mug
This coffee mug makes a great gift for your favorite Trump supporter who loves their coffee. Buy this 11oz personalized ceramic mug and have your own personal message emblazoned on the side of this iconic beverage vessel. Keep it at work, home, or in the car for easy access to a hot cup of tea or coffee all day long!
Keep your furniture, wood floors, and carpeting looking great with these coasters. These coasters are made of foam so they will conform perfectly to the curves of your furniture avoiding that unsightly “cupping” effect. The set of 6 includes 4 unique designs to cover all your friends’ drinks and a holder for easy clean-up.
8. Buttocks Obama Pen Holder
Please don’t make me choose which one of my children I love the most. The Buttocks Obama pen holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke. If you’re as amused by politics as we are, we know you’ll love the Buttocks Obama!
9. Floating Photo Frame
This antique gold floating frame made of brass and glass has a stunning vintage appeal. The frame’s antique feel breathes life into photos and precious keepsakes. Classic brass with sturdy glass gives you a clear view of your pictures while preserving their lifespan. This item is perfect for displaying cherished moments in life, weddings, anniversaries, birthdays or any other special occasions!
10. Man Cave Signs
If you’re going to have a man cave, you might as well decorate it with this funny metal sign. This sarcastic tin sign is made of durable aluminum and measures 12 inches by 7 inches. It’s sure to be a welcome addition to anyone who sees it!
11. Thank You Card
This is a pack of 50 blank Navy and White thank you cards and 50 kraft-style envelopes to match. These are great for writing a personalized note and sending it quickly. Stock up now and save! If you’d like to upgrade to the semi-gloss version, click here .
12. Leftist Liberal Tears Coffee Mug
Is your coffee mug a signal to the world about who you are and what you believe? Are you a strong conservative who believes in smaller government, low taxes, free markets, and individual liberty? Or are you a proud leftist who believes that we shouldwork together for the common good and not fearlessly challenge authority? If so, then this leftist liberal tears coffee mug is designed with you in mind!
13. The Mayflower Chronicles
“How?” you ask. Well, there’s this portal. And a horse. My talking horse named Liberty. And--well, just trust me, I’ll get us there. We’ll begin by joining a shipload of brave families journeying on the Mayflower in 1620 . Yawn? I don’t think so. 1620 was a pretty awesome time, and you’ll experience exactly what they did on that rough, dangerous ocean crossing together! Together we’ll ask the pilgrims all our questions , find out how they live, join them at the first Thanksgiving , and much more . So saddle up and let ‘s ride! Our exceptional nation is waiting to be discovered all over again by exceptional young patriots—like you!
14. Metal Republican Sign
Does your dad love his politics? This metal sign measures 19 x 5-inches and makes the perfect funny gift for any room of the house. Featuring a bright red background with stark white lettering, it reads “RNC DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH LIBERALS”. A great way to let him know you’re definitely voting for Republicans this November!
15. I Love You to the Mountains and Back Coffee Mug
This funny coffee mug is perfect as a gift for that special someone who loves camping, hiking, or just being outside! Printed on both sides for added fun. This 11oz Campfire enamel coffee mug will last long in the outdoors and always be there for you when you need it most.
16. Powerflex Swimsuit
If you’re looking for a one-piece that makes a statement, then the PowerFlex Princess Seam One Piece is the suit for you! Featuring an Ultraback design with wide straps and a modest cut for support and freedom of movement.
17. Christmas Ornament
Manly men like their tools to be manly, too! This ornament is just the thing for your favorite mechanic. Each measures about 6 inches and comes in a pack of two.
18. No Liberals Allowed Sticker
A fun gift for those who love to drive and hate politicians playing politics. This car decal sticker is a great way to let others know that no matter what they say, you’ll always remain an independent voter at heart.
19. U.S. Constitution Whiskey Glasses
If you’re going to have a whiskey glass that commemorates the founding of our country, why not do it with one of the most important documents in American history? Each 10 oz whiskey glass features an intricate wrap design that represents the entire United States Constitution. Sure to become a favorite gift for your favorite patriot!
20. I Voted in Your Honor Whiskey Glass
Did you know that it is customary to drink whiskey in your president’s honor on his or her birthday? This humorous 11oz rocks glass makes a great gift for the Trump-loving, whiskey-drinking conservative in your life!
21. Proud To Be a deplorable
This high-quality vinyl window decal is made to last and will not damage your car’s paint job or fade over time. The words are printed in bold, contrasting colors for maximum visibility and the design features an Amazon arrow icon to let others know that you are proud to be a deplorable!
22. This is Going to Make Me Poop Coffee Mug
Does your dad love coffee or teas? Do they have a sense of humor? If so, this This is Going To Make Me Poop mug is the perfect gift for them! Perfect Christmas gift, birthday present, father’s day gift – you name it. It’s sure to get a laugh every time he drinks out of this hilarious mug!
23. Liberal Tears Coffee Mug
A great gift for the independent, liberal, funny, and slightly cry-babies in your life. A beautiful mug to drink your coffee from every morning. Or tea. Or soup. Etcetera.
24. Nancy Pelosi Coffee Mug
This mug is ideal gift for anyone that loves coffee and politics. It features a funny message about House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). If you’re looking for a unique and funny gift, then this coffee mug is the one you want to get.
25. Boarding pass cover
These high-quality decals are perfect for showing your appreciation and keeping you safely visible while riding your board, bike, or automobile, day and night. Whether you’re an avid surfer or just like to daily commute by bike these self-adhesive vinyl decals will easily fit on any surfboard that can accommodate a standard piece of 3M tape.
26. Making America Great Hat
This snapback custom-made hat makes a great gift that’s sure to be worn with pride. Made from high-quality wool, theCAP made by ThisWear features an elastic back for a secure fit and has low profile design which won’t get in the way of facial hair.
27. Denmark Tumbler
Denmark is known as the “Land of a thousand hills,” and it’s easy to see why from this skyline-themed tumbler. The cup features gorgeous mountain ranges as well as charming towns and cities. The set of six includes four red cups featuring Copenhagen, Malmo, Amsterdam, and Oslo (as well as a bonus plain white one) and two blue ones with Bergen and Stockholm.
28. Make America Great Again Coffee Mug
If you’re looking for a cool gift for the Trump-supporting friend in your life, then this “Make America Great Again” coffee mug might be it! This red, white, and blue mug features a beautiful design of President Donald J. Trump holding a USA flag in front of the American bald eagle. We also added “45th President – 2021” to show our support for him being re-elected!
29. 2021 Calendar
“If you are a dog person, this calendar is for you!” – said no one ever. Put down that baking soda and water volcano and pick up a copy of this hilarious calendar of signs your loved one has put his “tongue out on the couch” or “learned his lesson about thinking he can go to sleep while you’re still awake. Please come home now. We miss you.” Each month features an eco-friendly paper made from renewable sources, so it will be around long after the year 2021 comes around (and if we don’t all stop procrastinating and start using our words responsibly, that is).
30. Elephant Cufflinks
These handsome elephant cufflinks make a great gift if you’re looking for some Republican gifts. They are made of sterling silver and come in a lovely box, ready for giving.
31. Coffee Mug
Maybe you can’t get away from the Game of Thrones obsession, but at least you can embrace it with this cute coffee mug! Your morning caffeine is protected by a Take The Black Coffee mug, as it has been known to say in the Seven Kingdoms.
32. Zens Wholesome Mama Bath Bombs Gift Set
She’s a mama of two awesome girls, which means she has tried and tested all the products! This is a bundle of joy to her because it contains some great natural ingredients that help nourish your body after birth. The bath bombs are beautifully scented and come in four fruity flavors – grape, strawberry, orange and watermelon.
33. Stainless Steel Tumbler
This stainless steel tumbler is designed to keep drinks hot or cold, no matter what the outside temperature. It’s a great way to show off your political colors, and it makes an adorable keepsake for the anniversary! Choose from two sizes and several styles of artwork.
34. Funny Liberal Tears Tumbler
A funny tumbler with a message that all Americans need to hear. This 20 ounce travel mug is double-wall vacuum insulated so your drink will be hot or cold at the desired temperature, no matter what the environment around you happens to be like. Great for camping trips, picnics, road trips, tailgates and beyond!
35. Funny Melted Snowflakes Tumbler
For the conservative or Republican in your life, you can’t go past this hilarious tumbler. The cup holds 20 ounces and is stainless steel, double-wall vacuum insulated for hot drinks and cold drinks, dishwasher safe (top rack only), insulated lid doubles as a cup holder.
36. Hot or Cold Tumbler
This 20 ounce stainless steel travel tumbler is double-wall vacuum insulated so it will keep a hot drink at the desired temperature and a cold one chilled for hours. It makes the perfect gift for that coffee-loving Republican in your life!
37. Funny Liberal Tears Stainless Steel Tumbler
If there’s one thing we know our conservative friends value, it’s a cold drink on a hot day. Help them avoid the social media flames by gifting them this hilarious tumbler from FunnyLiberalTears.com – sure to get a chuckle and possibly even some tears!
38. Mug Shot Signs
Does your favorite Trump-supporting guy have a sense of humor? Give him the gift of a hilarious tumbler mug to drink his coffee or tea from in the morning. This stainless steel travel cup keeps drinks hot for up to 6 hours and cold for up to 12 hours, so he can enjoy his beverage no matter where he goes.
39. Make America Great Again Baseball Cap
If you’re looking for a practical gift for the baseball-loving teenager in your life, this hat is a great pick. Sure, it might not be as cool as that voice changer helmet thing Nerdist is selling, but this cap will get the job done and then some.
40. Funny Liberal Tears Coffee Mug
This funny coffee mug makes a great gift for any outdoors enthusiast. Perfect for camping, hunting, fishing, hiking, backpacking, rafting, canoeing or anything outdoorsy. Makes a great Christmas gift idea for that born-again camper on your shopping list!
41. Liberal Tears Beer Glass
If you’re going to drink beer, you should probably drink it in style. This pint glass for two makes a great gift if your better half is a conservative or republican and they want to get in on the libtards drinking game.
42. Get Out the Vote Coffee Mug
Everyone needs a little coffee mug joke juice in their life, and this one’s pretty funny. Conservative-themed humorous coffee mugs are always a winner with anyone who likes a good laugh, which means everyone from your Uncle Bob to that guy you went to high school with who runs the local libertarian club. This hilarious coffee cup mug makes an excellent birthday present for America!
43. USA Coffee Mug
This high-quality white ceramic mug features a stunning red, white and blue design with an inspirational message: “Keep calm and drink coffee.” The funny gift mug is sure to be a talking point, whether at home or on the go. Ideal as a Christmas or birthday gift, it makes a great impression when serving delicious drinks in the office water cooler!
44. I Never Apologize For Being Right Coffee Mug
This high-quality coffee mug makes a great gift for your Republican uncle who loves to have a good time but always keeps it classy as hell. This funny mug makes a great Christmas gift idea for your Republican uncle or just an average Joe who believes in the Constitution and getting his point across with wit, not threats.
45. ‘Does Not Play Well With Liberals’ Coffee Mug
This high-quality coffee mug makes a great anniversary gift for your husband or wife! Put it together with some good books, like the new Trumpocalypse book, The Cuckservative Guide to Global Warming (Whether You Believe in It Or Not), and you’ve got an excellent 1st-anniversary gift that will be enjoyed by everyone!
46. Liberal Annoying Coffee Mug
Annoy liberals with this funny coffee mug that uses logic and facts to get the point across. Great gift idea for Republicans or conservatives who want to annoy liberals. Funny Novelty Coffee Cup That Uses Logic and Facts To Get The Point Across Perfect For a Daily Dose of cognitive dissonance, Capacity: 14 oz / 410 ml, Dimensions: 3.5″ x 5″ / 9 cm x 13 cm., Materials: Plastic & Steel., Printed in USA – Printed with pride in Salt Lake City, Utah.
47. Liberal Tears Shot Glass
If you’re looking for a unique Christmas gift that will truly impress your conservative family member, friend, or co-worker, then this laugh-inducing shot glass is the ticket! If they are having a particularly tough day and someone hands them a glass of fun tears, they’ll think you're a wizard!
49. Talking President Fortune Teller Ball
This is no ordinary ball. It’s a talking magic 8-ball! Just ask a yes-or-no question and listen for Trump’s booming voice to speak the answer. This makes an amusing desk toy or novelty gift for anyone who likes to have a little fun with predictions!
50. Beer Mug
What could be better than a cold beer in a great mug? How about a whole lot of fun mixed into one awesome gift! This gift idea is perfect for that friend who loves politics and is missing the good ‘ol days of Ronald Reagan’s presidency. The iconic symbol of American political history will make him or her feel like they’re living in the olden days with all the cool stuff President Reagan was always doing back in 1985!
51. I Am A Real Republican Mug | Mugs With Message
I Am A Real Republican Mug This 11 oz mug is made of ceramic, has a white base and holds your favorite drink. The outside of the mug says, “I am a real republican/conservative. / I’m not crazy dangerous like Republicans in Congress make me out to be; / But hey, at least I don’t deny climate change!”
52. Communist Can
“The Last Breath of Communism, captured in a tin can and presented to you as a memorabilia. It will not only shine on your desk as a collectable or political novelty but as a present, a funny idea or gag gift. The product is professionally designed, safely packaged and it is ready for you to share. It comes from South China so its authenticity is unquestionable. Captured and tinned in 2020 in a geopolitical environment and time when the beast is still active. It may be the last evidence you can get before the fire goes out, but more than that, it has a real historical relevance as similar cans played a role 30 years ago in Eastern Europe in the fall of the Iron Curtain. We have created an decorative Certificate of historical relevance and personal letter for you to support this fact."
53. Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper
This funny bathroom accessory will make your friend or family member smile every time they use the restroom. This one-piece roll of two-ply toilet paper is made in the USA and features a design printed on both sides, making it twice as fun to use!
54. Funny Presidents Socks
These socks are perfect for those who love to laugh and joke. They’re also a great gift for any American who wants to show their support for our nation’s leader no matter which party they belong to.