48 Gifts For Programmers

1. Sticker Pack

These are non-repetitive, high-quality vinyl stickers. They’re water-resistant and won’t fade in the sun. If you use them on a laptop, Macbook, or other outdoor surface, they should stay intact even after rain! Get creative with these awesome program and web design stickers. 50 pcs all logos are Non repetitive . Order today!

2. Computer Programmer Ring

Computer programmers spend so much time staring at a screen it only seems fair they get a hilarious keychain to help them keep their focus. This little computer programmer will be your friend when you’re feeling down about not being able to figure out how to upload that photo you took at the party last night. This little guy can code up a storm and is sure to bring a smile each time he gets pulled out of his velvet jewelry pouch.

3. Keychain Tool

Every girl needs a keychain tool and this one is perfect. It’s so small it can easily be forgotten about but you never know when you’ll need to fix that broken zipper. The best gift for the DIY girl!

4. Learn Computer Programming Socks

These socks gently remind their wearer of their place in the computer programming world. The cotton blend makes these socks super comfortable, and they’re unisex so they can be worn by anyone (male or female) who has ever had to deal with a Silicon Valley tech company’s terrible hardware!

5. She Believed She Could So She Did Keychain

“She believed she could so she did” is engraved on this stainless steel keychain. This sweet message will inspire and motivate her as she pursues her goals and dreams.

6. Keychain Programmer

This keychain will make a great stocking stuffer or birthday gift for that programmer in your life! It’s engraved with a heartfelt message about the value of knowing how to program and is both delicate and functional as a USB drive.

7. Wall Decor Tile Art

This beautiful wall tile art is decorated with a memorable quote that will surely inspire the programmer in your life! The 7x7 inch ceramic tile comes already personalized and ready for installation. Just select your home decor color, and this unique work of code art is complete.

8. Personalized Steak Weight

This keychain will make any software developer smile! It’s a fun reminder to eat, sleep, and code.

9. Blue Screen Of Death T-Shirt

This funny t-shirt makes a great gift for that computer savvy friend in your life. It comes in several colors and is available in unisex sizing.

10. Leather Wristwatch

This is a great, sleek watch for any man that wants to up the style ante. The leather band and analog display are sure to make this an instant hit. Best of all, it’s water-resistant so he can wear it swimming or to the gym!

11. Leather Wristwatch

A good leather wristwatch sends the message, “You’re a well-dressed guy.” This watch is available in many colors and will go with just about any outfit. The glass face is scratch-resistant, so it will last as long as your marriage!

12. Coffee Program T-Shirt

If you’re a coffee drinker, then this program t-shirt makes an excellent gift! The t-shirt is 100% cotton and available in both men’s and women’s cuts.

13. Big Bang Teapot

If you’re looking for a present that combines his love of tea and punny mugs, then this teapot is the gift for him. The 5-inch-tall porcelain pot holds 14 ounces and comes with an infuser sleeve to let you brew your loose leaf tea directly in the pot.

14. Coding Coffee Mug

Does your dad love coffee and code? This coffee mug will make an impression. 11 oz in weight, it holds your favorite beverage beautifully. The unique design is printed on both sides with long-lasting bold black print.

15. Developer Sticker Pack

These stickers are perfect for giving your laptop that extra touch. The pack includes 100 stickers of popular developer tools and libraries, such as Angular, React, Redux, Android, SASS, Webpack, Handelbar (javascript debugging with Chrome DevTools), Grunt (Build Tool), Redux (state management), NPM (Node Package Manager) and Bitcoin.

16. Tumbler

This 20 oz travel tumbler is perfect for an engineer who loves the great outdoors. It can keep them hydrated on a long hike, or cool off with a delicious drink during a hot conference.

17. Web Developer Programmer Dog Tag

This cute dog tag is laser cut from stainless steel and will not corrode or discolor your skin. The entire piece is rust proof so any precious information you choose to include will never wear away. There are several sizes, styles, and colors to choose from as well as engraving on both the front and back for a personal touch.

18. LED Watch

This watch is not only a timepiece but a fashion accessory as well. The stark black background sets off the bright yellow letters nicely, creating an eye-catching design that’s also easy to read.

19. Sock It To Me Men’s Animal Face Socks

These socks are quite possibly the most fun and funky socks you will ever have the pleasure of putting on your feet. Made from high-quality materials, these socks are comfy, durable, and come in a ton of awesome designs.

20. Keychain

A funny gift idea, Christmas or a fun birthday present! Get compliments & laughs from programmer, aerospace students, chemical engineers, mechanical enthusiasts or those pursuing an engineering career from reading your hilarious meaning keychain. A great novelty gift for any occasion where a smile is needed.

21. It Works On My Machine Coffee Mug

A funny coffee mug that takes a jab at the age-old question, “It works on my machine”. If you enjoy your morning cup of coffee and can appreciate a good pun, then this is one of the best gifts available!

22. Monkeys Playing Poker T-Shirt

If your dad likes to wear funny t-shirts, then this ones is sure to get a laugh. It reads “Great gift for a computer guy – our designs come in the form of inscriptions or images are designed to make you feel great each solid color t-shirt is top quality 100% cotton (heathered charcoal and gray 60/40 and 90/10respectively), so it feels soft and comfortable each tee is professionally printed to enhance your tee shirt with an exceptionally high definition graphic & smooth feel.”

23. Cali-Tee

This vintage t-shirt comes in six different graphic designs and is made of 100% cotton.

24. 80’s Floppy Disk Coaster Set

Your favorite 80’s kid will love these floppy disk coasters! Place a hot or cold drink on these coasters and they’ll look just like a real floppy disk. Complete with holes and marks from use, making them an ideal conversation piece.

25. Tea of the Day Mug

If you fancy a nice cuppa, and also happen to be technically savvy, this is the mug for you! Important Stuff About Us All of our mugs are custom designed by and exclusive to Neurons Not Included – that’s us! We do all the printing here in our home studio, which is smoke, radon, carbon monoxide and Milli Vanilli music-free. We usually ship the day after we receive the order. We ship via USPS Priority mail, and most deliveries take between 2-3 days to arrive.

26. You Are The Best Computer Programmer Keychain

This little keychain is the perfect gift for that programmer you have running your company or organization! It’s made of stainless steel and has an inspirational message as well as a beautiful script. It comes packaged in an elegant box making it a great addition to his work desk, laptop, car, purse, backpack, or anywhere else he keeps his keys.

27. Stainless Steel Housewarming Gift

“There is no place like home…” This sweet saying applies to your loved one, as well as their ideal habitat – their home! This beautiful minimalist stainless steel jewelry box will be a glorious addition to their abode.

28. Big Face Men’s Watch

This is a large dial watch with a case diameter of 47mm / 1.85in, maximum circumference: 238mm / 9.37 inches, and matches with any outfit giving a gentlemen look. This sporty multi-functional quartz watch is water-resistant up to 100 meters / 330 feet.

29. Recycled Metal Sculpture

An artist has recycled old spark plugs and mechanical parts into an IT specialist. The sculpture is made from a variety of metal pieces that were discarded in die machines.

30. Batman Socks

These hilarious socks are sure to get your teacher (or yourself) a laugh every time they pull them on. The set of four comes in the colors red, blue, yellow, and green (the same as the classic comic book!) Made from high-quality 80% polyester/20% spandex fabric for maximum durability and comfort.

31. Do Not Disturb Socks

These socks state the obvious but are so funny! They are comfortable, durable, and come in several sizes for men of all ages. Great as a birthday gift, Christmas stocking stuffer, or Father’s Day gift!

32. Beer Wall Plaque  | Matching Sign  | Gift Box

Beer Wall Plaque  | Matching Sign This street sign makes a great conversation piece and can be used as a décor for your man cave or woodshop. It’s made from durable plastic that will last outdoors, so it doesn’t need to be hidden away.

33. T-Shirt

There are only two weeks left in 2015, so don’t waste another minute. Put your humor mode on with this awesome “definition” tee saying programmer One Whose blood is cold.

34. People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis Graphic Novelty T-Shirt

If you’re tired of wearing t-shirts that everyone else has, then this is the shirt for you! It says “People who tolerate me on a daily basis.” The graphic novel look will quickly have people wondering where you got it and asking you to write the reference on their own shirts!

35. Necktie

Pop the question and turn heads with this dazzling puzzle ring from Puzzle & Pal. Available in rose gold or white gold, a radius of 17 diamonds is set within an engraved riddle that reads, “Will you?” The solution to which he will asks you to marry him.

36. Stages of Debugging Coffee Mug

If your programmer friend is a coffee lover, this coffee mug makes a perfect gift. It comes in six different stages of debugging and can be customized for your favorite developer.

37. Funny Coffee Mug

This high-quality 11oz. ceramic white mug has a premium hard coat that provides crisp and vibrant color reproduction sure to last for years, and it makes a great gift for anyone who loves computers.

38. The 6 Stages of Debugging Coffee Mug

This high-quality 11oz. ceramic white mug has a premium hard coat that provides crisp, vibrant color reproduction sure to last for years. Perfect for all hot & cold beverages. Specially designed premium ceramic coffee tea cup mug for anyone who wants a funny mug on their dining table or office desk. A perfect conversation starter, and sure to amuse anyone!

39. Debugging Coffee Mug

Sometimes all you need is a good laugh. This coffee mug makes a great gift for the programmer in your life who needs to get out of their own way once and awhile. It’s made from ceramic, so it holds up well over time and can be thrown into the dishwasher when necessary.

40. Binary Code Door Mat

This cute binary-coded door mat is a great way to let someone know that you’re a fan! It makes a subtle statement while still being super fun. If they’re into nerdy stuff like computers and coding, then this is the perfect gift!

41. LED Digital Watch

These classic waterproof watches are great for camping, hunting, working in the yard or just wearing to look good. The black leather band and silver face with red numbers make these watches handsome enough to be worn anywhere. A LED light allows you to conveniently read the watch in low-light conditions.

42. Vintage Crystal Goblet

This is a set of six stemless wine glasses with matching saucers. The design is from the late 1930’s and was created by crystal artist, Anni Albers. This particular set has been hand-dipped in lead-free pewter coating and then individually wired for durability and shine.

43. Talk Data to Me! Computer Science Machine Funny Keychain

Data Scientist Keychain – This key chain makes a great gift for the data scientist in your life. It’s a fun little joke that will get him or her excited to talk about their favorite subject – data!

44. Funny Computer Keychain

A gift card is always appreciated, but when you can choose what kind of computer programming language they use it in?! This keychain makes a great stocking stuffer or birthday present.

45. Tie

A perfectly acceptable item for a man to wear that says, “Hey, computer geek! I know you have more important things to do than worry about your necktie.” A great practical joke gift when he gets stuck in an elevator with the boss or his teenage daughter is threatening to take away his phone if he doesn’t meet her new boyfriend.

46. Computer Wall Art

This funny 8×10″ unframed wall art print will make the perfect gift for a Programmer or Computer Scientist! Show your admiration and support of the coder or computer technician in your life with this special art print. This unique art print will make a great addition to an office, home, or desk right next to your computer. Encourage students and professionals to keep creating great computer programs with this funny gift to be treasured for years to come. When you receive the print, all you need to do is slide it into any appropriately sized frame and it will spruce up any space you hang it up in! Printed on fade-resistant Fuji crystal archive paper you will receive a high-quality image with vivid color reproduction for a lifetime of enjoyment.

47. Travel Mug

This coding-themed travel mug is offered by Proud Gifts and it’s made of stainless steel with a c-shape handle. It is easy to carry and dishwasher safe. You can use it in the home, office, or car and it makes a great gift for any technology lover or programmer!

48. Math Coffee Mug

Are you a math person? This funny coffee mug will prove that your morning caffeine is more important than any silly “side hobby”. The mug says “Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279…; Your new favorite caffeinated drink!” Whether you use this as a gift for someone who likes coffee or just wants to be amusing, this is one of the best gifts on our list!